So the two greatest people in the world turn 46 and 48 today. No humans on earth (apart from Robert Downey Jr. and like, my mom) have had such a huge impact and been such a huge influence on me in every aspect of my life. I'm so, so incredibly grateful to them, even if they never know it (well MJF knows, but I was six) and since I can't go out and buy them a shitload of presents, here's a little tribute to the two of them with gifts and tidbits for YOU. Who are all superstars in your own right.






He welcomes you. With meat.


The best interview ever.


I dare for the chills to not run down your spine with this.


THE POTC RIIIIDDEE.


Words to live by.


OTP.


lol.


Okay. Cry now.


The greatest television series of all time. You'll feel it in your right buttcheek.


Gorgeous opening scene from a gorgeous, gorgeous movie.


And we conclude, as one ought to, on the Jar of Dirt song.


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Some clips of Alex P. Keaton, America's son, celebrating his 18th birthday.



A story about near-amputation and blue people.


DAYNCE. C'MON RUNT.


Best ads. Everr.



The scene that scarred children everywhere.


Wherein MJF forgets what movie he's in.


Spin City is a show that ought to be required viewing for all humanity.


Stunning performance from the film Bright Lights, Big City.


Get the chair, Janet.


The best of Scrubs. Super-Doc.


This scene traumatized me as a child. He's v. brave.


Dude can sing and shred a mean solo, too.


I thought I told you never to come in here.


And though obviously we can't give them gifts directly, I made a donation today to two organizations very dear to the hearts of these guys, and if you've got some cash to spare, why not give it a go?

Johnny is very actively involved with the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles, while MJF created the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research. Go to it bbs. Every penny makes a difference.

I LOVE YOU HONEYS. AND AGAIN A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKE AND JOHNNY!